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Garth Wright
suave, debonaire actor. you may have seen him in such
productions as the ad for linda mccartney sausages, where he
played an old perv, and sky's world cup cricket ad, where he
played a nonce. probably done gay porn too.
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Barry Perinperaja
he deserves his own page...work in progress. now plying his
appalling trade at Putney A
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Tony James
veteran all-rounder and former skipper, famed for his mild
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Lucien Howlett
grumpy man, who only used to get a game because his missus
would score
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Richard Wildman
"the beast" was a fine, fine player, but left the club to
sit in a bathful of money smoking cigars lit with $50 notes
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Mark Harvey
brilliant but fragile all-rounder. famed for bowling his
spell and then doing an impersonation of a scarecrow at
third man. batted no 4, but not 3 or 5 or he would storm off |
Chas Crellin
legendary leg-spinner, and part of the 1984 championship
team. can be spotted a mile off at kempton or sandown with
his bright red face
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Joe Elliott
former skipper, whose greatest achievement was to bring
coops to the club. also brought brendan to the club, and he
was pretty good too. |
Michael Aird
aussie batsman and bad gambler. moved to ireland to escape
debt collectors and marry (hopefully into money) |
Brian Whitworth B.E.M
recently retired groundsman, responsible for marvellous
berrylands pitches. occasional player and a true legend.
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Warren Wooldridge
former second team skipper and pro poker player |
B. Aymes
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Dave Russell
another mild-mannered former skipper...it's always the
little ones that you have to watch.
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Brendan Hughes
the finest comics player of recent times. talented saffa who
cold bat and bowl fast, even though he wasn't ever putting
it in. nice guy who organised the tour and probably saved us
from death by machete in "the cage", cape town. |
Gavin Bates and Bec
aussie second team captain, but moved back home after all
his mates shunned him for being a dag and a no-good mungrel.
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Jon Evans and Tom Evans
aussie brothers who are still here but no longer play, tom
because he's gash and jon because he can't get through the
front door. |
Simon Stoker
worth a place for his fielding alone, which was a good job
as he couldn't do anything else. deserted the sinking ship
by emigrating to oz.
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Rick Cresswell
former skipper and member of 1984 title winning side.
prolific batsman in his pomp, until he decided to level the
playing field by only scoring through mid-wicket.
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Jeremy
Frederick
Aussie gambler who invited Barry for a night out.
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Tom Evans finds the love of his
life at the Rob Key look-a-like competition. |
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